Dear Blank, Please Blank

A lovely site where you can post everything that comes to your mind. If you've experienced a stupid/funny/annoying/confusing situation lately, you can post it there anonymously. Yes I know a bit senseless but very funny if you are bored.

Dear Bones, Law and Order, CSI and NCIS,

Thank you so much for your advice, no one will ever find the bodies now.

Sincerely, Anonymous.

Dear yesterday's makeup,

Thank you for being there for me when I'm running late for class.

Sincerely, today's face.

Dear car manufacturers,

Is that crack between the seat and the console really necessary?

Sincerely, my phone is down there and my hand doesn't fit.

Dear reader,

If life gives you melons, you're dyslexic.

Sincerely, lemons.

Dear Shakespeare,

Poetic talent is easy to fake when thy sentence doth no freaking sense make.

Sincerely, unconvinced English student.

Dear Cold War educational videos,

How is hiding under a desk supposed to protect someone from a nuclear explosion?

Sincerely, confused history student.

Dear bubble wrap factory workers,

How do you resist popping the bubbles?

Sincerely, impressed.

Dear bathrooms,

Please stop with all of the hand sensors, I'm not a Jedi.

Sincerely, just need to wash my hands.

Dear friends and family,

No, you cannot combine my Christmas and birthday presents.

Sincerely, December birthdays suck.

(True Words - speaking of experience) ;)

Dear teacher,

If you want us to discover the material on our own and make us teach ourselves, then we expect you to divide your salary up amongst us.

Sincerely, it's your job to teach.

Dear 60's,

I'm sorry no one remembers you.

Sincerely, LSD

Dear blank, please blank. (and here you can find the page)